This machine is a private one. It is simply a gift of bandwidth (from my friend to me, and from me to you.) I "donated" the hardware (Those Crays aren't cheap you know) and I don't expect anything in return (Well, aside from your first born child.)
Anyhow, don't hack the NSA from here, don't spam the newsgroups, don't hoard warez. As long as I don't get mail because one of my users screwed up, all is well. I think we all know how to behave.
If something does happen I want to go on the record and say that "I will cooperate fully in an investigation, I will file a class action suit. You will use Frontpage (doh!)" I will save myself first and watch you burn slowly if it comes down to it.
Now, lets go out and have some fun!